Thursday, October 22, 2009

Don't Let The Image Fool You.

Now, everyone knows you shouldn't judge a book by it's cover, because you never know what's hiding under the image. A psychotic killer could be someone that you NEVER expected. I'm not a a murderer or anything, but do not let my appearance fool you. I'm not one to be toyed with. I am trained in Jiu Jitsu, I know Tai Kwondo, and I'm MUCH faster than I look. I played sports for seven years, before I was diagnosed with a back condition that I don't know how to spell, LMFAO, forcing me to quit. I have recently been cleared to return to sports, so expect my muscle mass to build back up and I'll look like I once looked. I don't play games, as most of you know, but I'm one of the nicest people ever meet. Cross me, all hell will break loose. I promise. Pinky, style. But back to the title, don't let my innocent, sluggish disposition fool you, there is a beast roaming around inside of me, just waiting to be unleashed on an unsuspecting victim. Watch it.

Miley Cyrus: The Skank


Does anyone else think Miley Cryus has gotten away with TOO MUCH? She is the only person that has been praised for being a skank and it's just downright sad. We shouldn't praise that type of behavior, she's an idol for many young girls. People Vanessa Hudgens a load of crap over her partial nude photos, but no one's saying anything about Miley's racy Vanity Fair cover, the photo spread inside where she was getting touchy feely with daddy, how she was pole dancing at the Teen Choice Awards, the photos with her bending over, or any of the other ones she has out! Come on now, people, I could understand if she was cute, but she's not. At all. The bottom row of her teeth look like she got hit with a bowling ball. Miley, honey, get your teeth fixed, stop acting slutty, and take a few more acting classes. Or, simply..........GO AWAY I wouldn't mind you going away.(: